Backwards Randy

When a pedophile is thrown into prison and is tortured by having his testicles stretched and tied into a knot before he is stabbed repeatedly and the prisoners proceed to use the newly made orifices are used for sexual gratification while simultaneously the pedophile is force fed his own fecal matter

"Hey did you hear about onision? He got a backwards randy in jail"

by Unfortunatemutt December 6, 2019

Blackbeard main

A 9 year old that uses him for the scar from fortnite that will most likely say he will sleep with your mother after getting headshot 3 times just to body shot u

Blackbeard mains are 9 year old virgins

by TheGreekFreak44 November 11, 2020

Backwards Nancy

The life-changing act of taking a shit while backwards on the toilet. In order to accomplish this feat, one must remove their pants and undergarments and mount the toilet while facing it.

I decided to change things up for my morning dump today, so I went for the Backwards Nancy. That Backwards Nancy changed my whole outlook on life!

by Dr. Keith Stone September 26, 2010

Backboned

A word describing a video game that suffers from one or more of the following:

1) Poorly implemented net code
2) Slipshod emulation
3) Game breaking bugs

"I tried to play Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix online last night, but I couldn't because the online play is backboned."

by G-Boobie January 4, 2009

backyard wrestling

Today, this term is generally used to describe a dangerous and therefore stupid form of "fun" practiced by kids trying to emulate the Professional Wrestlers they see on T.V. But, Professional wrestlers are (1) Highly skilled martial artists (2) Professional stuntment (3) Actors. What they do is a performance, not an actual contest. Everything is planned to assure maximum safety for the participants. Of course, as in all sports and stunt work, sometimes professional wrestlers are REALLY injured, but, most of the time, when they appear to be injured, they are not injured at all.

When I was a kid, in the 60's and 70's, "backyard wrestling" referred to the arts of Throw Wrestling and Submission Wrestling (not to be confused with Throw Fighting and Submission Fighting). These are real sports that require training and rules. Throw Wrestling is similar to Aikido, and Submission Wrestling is similar to JuJitsu. A practicioner of these arts will also be able to defend themself if attacked.

by Rev. Jeff Goven January 21, 2007

Backwards mullet

A haircut invented and worn by a kid named lucas hansen. He invented it years ago. It never changes. Some believe that it doesn't grow because it is always the same. Long in the front, short in the back, and sideways on the sides.

Dude whats up with Lucas's haircut?
O thats a backwards mullet, hes always had it.

by welcometoreality September 26, 2009

ass-backwards

adj. - wrong, abnormal, negatively unique, against the norm (the norm owns mee)

Why do anything the normal way when we can do it ass-backwards?

by Joe March 20, 2003