Burping the turtle

The act of masturbating to completion!

My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!

by Jj clayt November 11, 2020

slug burp

When a low velocity load of semen dribbles out of the penis. Opposite of juice missile.

I took aim and readied my juice missile for her eye- but it ended up being a slug burp and I made a mess all over myself.

by iplowedwendy January 15, 2014

chunky burp

A burp that produces the feeling of chunks coming up your throat.

After finishing the meal, it caused me to produce a chunky burp. Luckily, I did not vomit.

by GogoGrnmnky July 8, 2017

Chewy burp

Ahaha, just say when your extremely hungover and on the verge of vomiting, a chewy burp can take place

I was so hungover I chewy burped

by Swaglol1235939 July 17, 2022

Burp & Slurp

The act of performing fellatio to completion and swallowing the semen.

Carol did the Burp & Slurp on my unit last night.

by secter shopper July 30, 2023

Tuna Burp

When a woman breaks wind, but the wind doesn't come out through the butt

Sorry about that tuna burp, those beans get me every time

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

memory burp

When your brain completely spaces out on something, usually in an embarrassing way, so you try to make light of the fact that you really screwed up or may in fact be heading toward dementia.

person a) Oops! Memory burp. Sorry I forgot to attend your wedding.
person b) Um yeah, bridesmaids aren't usually such forgetful twats.

by CEDARTEETH August 11, 2010