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Bottom ready

Adequate hygienic preparedness of an anally receptive sex partner.

Used to indicate to a partner that proper precautions have been taken and there will be little to no chance of a "mess" during anal sex. It is also free of any graphic words that might spoil the mood. Unlike. "my rectum is free of feces"
John says to his Boyfriend, "If we eat all this Mexican food there is no way I'll be bottom ready later."

Having spent 20 min in the shower Chad emerged and proclaimed to his boyfriend "Alright I'm bottom ready lets fuck"

Frank asked his Girlfriend if she was bottom ready before they were to have anal sex. She looked confused and shrugged. Frank stuck it in her snizz instead.
Bottom ready by AvAndy May 13, 2009
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bottom of the bucket nigga 

That last call you make, booty call and last resort preferably after midnight so no one sees.
Sentence: Bonquisha, yo boo thang Tyrone out of town and you horny tonight you ain't got nobody to call? Everybody got a bottom of the bucket nigga, but even the bottom of the bucket nigga got somebody.
bottom of the bucket nigga by Ciroc September 23, 2014

bottom shame 

When a gay man lies about being a bottom because he doesn't want to seem like a fem.
TJ: so your'e a bottom right?
Joe: wtf no bitch you no i ain't.
TJ: no bitch, what I do know is you got some bottom shame.
bottom shame by TEEJA February 9, 2018

bottom of the map 

Can be reffered to any southern place, usually, in the U.S
"Bitch I come from the bottom of the map,
New Orleans,Louisiana we love to pack gats"
bottom of the map by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008

bottom burp 

Emission of noxious gasses from the anus, most common on the morning after a lager and curry fest
Nigel was so nervous he bottom burped throughout his first date.
bottom burp by Wolly November 1, 2002

bottom 10% 

Political ideology based on the premise that the world would be better off if the bottom 10% of the population was eliminated.
general carter waits patiently for his time to take power so that he can implement his bottom 10% mandate. And then the world will be in harmony.
bottom 10% by indecline May 3, 2004

Bottom Belch 

a belch that comes from your bottom, otherwise known as a fart. Especially a loud one that makes your asshole seem like another mouth.
"Oh God, Kendall ate greek food for lunch and the stench from his bottom belches is overwhelming!"
Bottom Belch by cliffandkendall August 25, 2011