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The Brady Bartley boomerang

After beating the pussy up like it offended you, blow enough cocain or hard drug in a womans ass so she develops a healthy drug addiction so she comes back hours later after you throw her out of the trap.
Dave come get your wife. I gave her The Brady Bartley Boomerang and shes at my door
by Scotty94 November 12, 2017
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Boomerang

(n) the act of going down on oneself, either in hidden , shameful solitary places, such as the parents' guest room, or in front of friends after way too many drinks or pulls from a bong. Oddly, in Australia during the 80's a rash of boomerangs occurred in road rage incidents during the summers.

Also, (v): to make or commit a boomerang.
"Dont know if I can look Jim in the eye after he did that boomerang at the party last night..."
by sloppy seance February 7, 2010
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The Boomerang

The challenge of ejaculating and catching it back into the penis
Dude I just pulled off The Boomerang
Nice bro
by 5’10 King March 3, 2020
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Poontang Boomerang

Descriptive name given to a man's severely curved member.
"She was more than intrigued by the shape of my Johnson. Told you Dude, it's a Poontang Boomerang!"
by BigBS67 December 15, 2021
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Boomerang gay/lesbian

A boomerang gay/lesbian 🪃 is someone who engages in flirtatious behaviour then disappears to play the field/hoe face around and then tries to come back to you like a boomerang (once they potentially feel like worthless and shitty about themselves).

It stems from a Chinese proverb 好馬不吃回頭草.

This translates into "A Good Horse Will Never Return to Graze on Grass that It Has Already Passed by." - A Chinese Proverb or similarly, “Grass isn’t always Greener”

So don’t accept that return boomerang. They lost their chance :)
Joe is such a messy boomerang gay, he’s trying to slide in my DMs again after disappearing for weeks to date/hoe around.

Kelly has a tendency to be a boomerang gay/lesbian, so don’t put all your eggs in one basket
by Tristan le July 10, 2023
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Texas Boomerang

When you put a hard bend in your penis to allow for your own facial or your own backshots.
If you get skilled with that texas boomerang, you could theoretically drop a load on your ass and your face.
by KarlKox September 10, 2025
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Imma Boomerang

Song by the fanon character Shabnam
It sounds like this: astISOttCQ0
Imma Boomerang is one of the most famous fanon songs
by thecharacterwannie June 16, 2022
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