vanity blast

Using social media tools in a vain attempt to increase one's perception in the eyes of others, most commonly accomplished via real-time mobile updates.

Wanker: "I'd switch to Google+, but without status updates how can I let my friends know to envy me???"
Everyone else: "No one cares about you, or your vanity blasts!"

by Sebastian Owl July 25, 2011

bumble blast

In times of desperate need. The act of sending a mass text to anyone you’ve dated using the Bumble dating app (or any other dating app, just change Bumble to the app used). It is a desperate attempt to hook up or initiate a relationship in the midst of a crisis.

A video call between two friends:
Mary: i’ve been sheltering in place for three weeks. I can’t take this dry phase anymore.

Jane: honey, i was going thru the same thing last week. so, i sent a Bumble Blast. now i’m hooking up with Chad, Rico, and Suave!

by pantaloonsareback April 5, 2020

full blast mode

When you have your music or volume at max volume.

I love this song, put it on full blast mode!

by Markus poop February 15, 2021

Flavor Blasted

Astronomically high. Same vibe as zooted but better

“Bro you good?” “Yo I’m so flavor blasted right now I’m great”

by bigboat1999 April 14, 2021

baja finger blast

Much like the drink; a classic favorite with a unique twist. It involves manually stimulating a female under the table at Taco Bell.

Sarah became aroused at the phenomenal value of the Variety Taco 12 Pack, so her boyfriend gave her a baja finger blast.

by CactusCactus December 29, 2013

Reverse Master Blaster

A midget straddles one's face while you felate/perform cunnilingus in him/her while they yell "who run Barter Town?"

Shit, nephew! I gotta get to the kyro-practer! I fucked up my neck last night doin' the Reverse Master Blaster with Gary Coleman!

by Bowss Howgg August 13, 2016

Penis Butt Blast

An action performed during anal sex. Describes the act of climaxing into a butt so hard that your penis shoots out similar to a bottle rocket

"I gave Kimmy the ole' Penis Butt Blast last night. Sent my cock the moon and back my guy."

by BigBoiBuss October 14, 2021