Biscuit kid

The really white fat kid you see in your gym class, who also very strangely is addicted to KFC
by soup'n taters March 11, 2015
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Wanky biscuit

A game played by (normally drunk) men. It involves the participants standing in a circle with a biscuit in the middle. The game players must then masturbate onto the afore-mentioned biscuit. The last one to shoot his load is deemed the loser and therefore, as a forfiet, he has to eat it.

It is a game that many people are aware of, yet few will confess to having ever played.
The winter evenings rolled by with the help of our frequent games of wanky biscuit

Craig's tummy has never been the same after he lost that game of wanky biscuit.
by Wednesday Club King September 22, 2009
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Love Biscuits

A juicy pair of women's buttocks. A plump derriere. A backside that simulataneously captures a man's heart and imagination. The reason they wrote the song, "Pull over that ass is too fat."
"Boy, you best take me out somewhere fancy for dinner tonight. If not, ain't no way you squeezin on these "love biscuits."
by RJshattypants May 05, 2010
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Home Biscuit

A term used to refer to someone who is white and uses his white characteristics to make friends with most everyone he/she meets. Usually an extremely funny individual who makes a joke out of everything but can have serious moments as well.
A look into the mind of a "Home Biscuit" is very interesting. He/She may come off as dumb but is usually very intellectual. The origin of this name is unknown.

Also a "Home Biscuit" is usually pleasantly plump, meaning the perfect balance between biggie smalls fat and cute baby bunny chubby
Hey do you know that kid?
Yea man thats Home biscuit
Home Biscuit... what's his real name?
I don't know but who cares he's hilarious.
by Danjut1 September 17, 2010
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narb biscuit

A Narb Biscuit is someone who exhibits character qualities in his or her own personal and private life which are indicative of someone who is a complete and absolute noob. So “Nooby” in fact, that they have graduated from being just a noob to being a Narb Biscuit.
Johnny thinks that Fortnite is actually a good video game. What a fucking Narb Biscuit.
by Roman1991 June 21, 2018
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Biscuit Hooks

n. The quick greedy hands of a person who instinctually tries to take something that does not belong to them; usually attempted without asking permission and in a feverishly uncontrollable manner.
Scot: Look at all these chips I just won at the craps table!

Matt: (grabbing at the chips)

Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!
by macstavern August 26, 2009
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Swamp biscuit

When going down on someone and you eat some of their flatulence. Must feel the air move across your lips for it to count.

Swamp biscuit with gravy: when you have a swamp biscuit that is accompanied by stool loose or formed
"Yo los, I was eating this girl out and she gave me a swamp biscuit."
Los says, "b, did it have gravy?"
B says "naw man no gravy this time maybe next sounds delicious!"
by The Oh So Easy June 06, 2015
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