Yeah,"birth defects" over there tried to snort baking soda!
Look here "birth defects" you supposed to drive like you got some since!
Look here "birth defects" you supposed to drive like you got some since!
by Reason85 February 17, 2014
Get the birth defectsmug. damn man, all those burgers from white castle makes me need to give birth to a negro.... damn this ones fucking fat albert!!
by KDIZZO March 23, 2005
Get the give birth to a negromug. by Doggylicker69 February 26, 2018
Get the child birthmug. Any Cis-gender men who have/are the following
- has a pubescent mustache
- a weezer fan
- plays fortnite
- has a mullet
- lowers voice on purpose
- identifies as SuperStraight
- is racist, homophobic, ableist, etc
- listens to country music
- makes among us jokes
- apart of “the boyz 🥶‼️“
- un-hygienic
- mansplains
- a bigot
- cannot find the clitoris
- chews with mouth open
- has a pubescent mustache
- a weezer fan
- plays fortnite
- has a mullet
- lowers voice on purpose
- identifies as SuperStraight
- is racist, homophobic, ableist, etc
- listens to country music
- makes among us jokes
- apart of “the boyz 🥶‼️“
- un-hygienic
- mansplains
- a bigot
- cannot find the clitoris
- chews with mouth open
by sydtoasty June 30, 2021
Get the Male Birth Controlmug. When the situation at home prevents you from bringing home a potential sexual encounter.The status of your house, i.e. kids at home, a huge mess that will not allow you to bring home a booty call.
Scarlett asked Maggie, "You gonna bring home that hunky Dave tonight?" Maggie sadly replied, "Can't. Domestic birth control. My children are home and the place looks like Katrina hit and FEMA ain't ever showin' up."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
Get the domestic birth controlmug. A game in which two slightly unstable women who have recently been raw dogged mix up a pre-natal vitamin and a plan B pill in a cup and randomly pick a capsule, one getting a free abortion, the other getting a free baby !!
Person 1: Hey dude, you thinking about having kids
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide
by psuedonym jones April 15, 2021
Get the Birth Control Roulettemug. a term for when childless teachers are glad they are childless and plan to continue to be childless after a rough day at work
the kids have been bouncing off the wall all day. screamin, throwing things, and tattling. it was just a birth control day!
by kixxarse July 31, 2010
Get the birth control daymug.