a hysterical condition that can arise from cramped conditions on a boat. this causes such a severe panic attack that it can put fellow passengers in danger. in these circumstances, it is legal for the captain to shoot and incapacitate the boat happy person to prevent further injuries and death.
angie started freaking out on the liferaft. she got boat happy and nearly capsized the whole vessel, so captain ashcroft had to shoot her in the face.
by Left Turn Clyde November 29, 2009
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A person who has recently immigrated to America from a certain European nation. A first-generation born American may also exhibit "boater" tendencies. The opposite of being "Americanized." A term commonly used in the Detroit, MI area.
Boater tendencies may include:
-being a pack-rat such as canning your own foods, having a large garden, or making your own wine or lunch meats.
-having an uncircumsized penis.
-living at home with your parents until marriage.
-wearing fashionable European clothes such as Armani Exchange or Versace.
-growing up idolizing European soccer stars.
-getting hit by your mother or father well into your 20's.
A person who has recently immigrated to America from a certain European nation. A first-generation born American may also exhibit "boater" tendencies. The opposite of being "Americanized." A term commonly used in the Detroit, MI area.
Boater tendencies may include:
-being a pack-rat such as canning your own foods, having a large garden, or making your own wine or lunch meats.
-having an uncircumsized penis.
-living at home with your parents until marriage.
-wearing fashionable European clothes such as Armani Exchange or Versace.
-growing up idolizing European soccer stars.
-getting hit by your mother or father well into your 20's.
by Sal Biondo March 14, 2008
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by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the boatload mug.Working on the boat is a euphemism for masturbating. Our friend would give an excuse for not hanging out with us by saying that, "he was working on the boat". Eventually we got so bothered by his "working on the boat" that we went to his house and asked his mother and she told us that he was in the bathroom. However he didn't exit the bathroom for 45 minutes. Thus he was "working on the boat".
Person 1: Hey were going over to my house, want to come?
Person 2: Sorry, I gotta work on the boat.
Person 1: Where were you man?
Person 2: Sorry, I was at my house working on the boat.
Person 2: Sorry, I gotta work on the boat.
Person 1: Where were you man?
Person 2: Sorry, I was at my house working on the boat.
by mckeky01 August 11, 2010
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John: I'm still fucked up from last night and have a job interview in 30 minutes, man.
Matt: Don't worry, dude, I have cocaine, the banana boat is coming.
Matt: Don't worry, dude, I have cocaine, the banana boat is coming.
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Get the Bloatation Device mug.Similar to the the motor boat, only one motor boats a girls ass then the girl farts in the guys face, hence the shitter boat
I went home with this girl last night and she had the nicestass so I decided to motor boat it, unfortunately she decided toshitter boat my face! Needless to say mouthwash for days!
by mrk3jetta May 11, 2011
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