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The Battle of Williamston

A long forgotten battle during the civil war, in which the citizens of Williamston, MI were forced to fight against Canadian forces from the North. Williamston's residents fought valiantly, suffering only 2 casualties, while inducing over 2,000 deaths on the Canadian side. The Williamston citizens were lead by honored war veteran, Mitch Lutzke. The Canadian side was led by famous actor, Jim Carey.
Person 1 : "Hey, have you ever heard of 'The Battle of Williamston'?"
Person 2 : "No"
by civilwarlover123 September 19, 2016
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battle jelly

An affectionate term used commonly by military people.
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.

Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
"Dude stop jerking in the damn shower! I stepped on your fucking battle jelly yesterday."
by roflcockter January 27, 2017
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penis battle

The true battle between two guys. Two erected penises smash each other and try to make another penis eject and become flaccid first. The first penis becomes flaccid is the loser. The winner can steal his girlfriend.

Guys who good at penis battle as known as penis battler.
I want to steal your girlfriend! Let's penis battle!
by memefan May 21, 2018
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Battle Gayale

A group event where fully errect men swing their dicks in a battle to test their sexual integrity. The last boner standing is gay.
I think Sebastian is gay, there’s only one way to find out... I challenge you all to a Battle Gayale!
by MobyRick917 May 11, 2018
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Comment Battle

A quarrel between two people over the internet, that normally turns out to be completely meaningless.
The argument is usually settled by one side's realization of the pointlessness and stops replying, either that or one person blocks the other.
What? X-Box is better than PS3?? I hope hes prepared to have a comment battle.
by DaUnknown2BComical1 February 18, 2011
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Battle of Mid

a usually tedious event when two mediocre forgettable sports teams face each other
The Chicago Bears and Washington Commanders/Commies played each other on Thursday Night Football, it was the Battle of Mid.
by thegreengardener October 15, 2022
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mum battle

by ;)Doors Fan 0069 July 12, 2004
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