Bailey Hall

Bailey Hall is the only dorm on the St Paul campus of the U of M, which means you need to take a 15 minute bus ride to get anywhere worth going to. St Paul Campus is full of nothing but farm animals (Beta of Clovia and LDPhi) and also actual farm animals. Part of the population of Bailey Hall consists of kids who actually chose to live there (if you can believe that), who are largely CFANS weirdos who did 4H and rode 4 wheelers to high school. Also found at Bailey are those kids who wear anime hats and Pikachu backpacks in public. The rest of Bailey kids are those who were too lazy to sign up for housing and were put there because it was the only space left. Most of these kids are chill as fuck and can be found chain smoking cigarettes outside the front doors, smoking pot on the lawn or in their dorms, or getting blackout in the dining hall on weekdays to drown out the pain of living in such a remote shit hole. There's like one security officer in the entire St Paul campus and the CAs don't give a shit, so it's practically impossible to not get away with shenanigans. Bailey low key frats harder than any of the other freshman dorms, and the kids who live there form an unbreakable bond because of their collectively shitty living arrangement and the countless intoxicated bus rides to & from Minneapolis that they share.

Freshman 1: Where do you live again?
Freshman 2: Uh... Bailey Hall.
Freshman 1: Where?
Freshman 2: Know what, nevermind. I live off campus okay?

by fuckinfratstar January 4, 2015

Bailey

the most amazing girl you will ever meet. very musical and super sweet... also amazingly beautiful even though she doesnt believe it

guy1: wow bailey is so hot
guy 2: ya she is pretty much perfect but she isnt a jerk about it

by auti April 21, 2008

Ballet

A really hard sport, even though we don't go into the olympics it's just as hard as any sport because not only girls have to stand on a block wood, the have to look graceful while they spin and jump on it. Not only you have to do that, you have the pressure to be skinny, not strong or buff, but thin so you can look more graceful and so guys can lift them. It can lead to an eating disorder. The men don't have it much easier, they have to be able to jump ten feet in the air and lift girls. Growing up and doing ballet for a guy is really hard because for recitals you have to wear tights.

If ballet was any eaiser it would be called football.

by balletfreakk123 June 26, 2009

Baller-status Catholic

A devout Catholic who is extremely knowledgeable in the way of theology, doctrine, liturgy, faith formation, and has read up on the lives of the saints. They are also well-versed in the arguments against Church, particularly those used by secular fundamentalists. Entire families, in addition to specific individuals, can achieve the title of baller-status Catholic.

"After a lifetime quest for truth and knowledge, my friend Dan is a total baller-status Catholic."

"The McCluskey's totally boxed James in that argument about reserving priestly ordination to men alone using John Paul II's Ordinatio Sacerdotalis. They are definitely a baller-status Catholic fam."

by WillyStyle101 January 28, 2014

Baller cheese

An expression for a sum of money which is considered large enough to give someone a baller status.

Someone who is earning baller cheese or has baller cheese can usually be seen throwing fifty pound noted out of the window of their Aston Martin.

Gentleman Falconer: "Good day, Homedog. One has heard through the vine of grapes that one has come into baller cheese."

Homedog: "Yeah buddy, livin' the dream!"

OG Page: "Damn contractors. Do they even lift?"

Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "Guys, may I have some cheese?"

Spanners: "Nah fam, you aint baller enough."

Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "But I drive a 335i...?"

Gentleman Falconer: "Yes Ky-el, but one must draw attention to the fact that your automobile is of the convertible variety, which is neither baller, nor cheese."

OG Page: "OHH SNAP, SON! HAIRDRESSER IN THE BUILDING!"

by Crewza October 10, 2015

Ballerbar

German slang term for a woman one would fornicate with. Preferably with a fat hole
pron. Ballah-bar

Hartmut "yo dawg, check dat ass"
Bernhard "dat ho be ballerbar "

by Dr.Clint Camley January 12, 2018

ballesso

ballesso is a name you would call someone short or old, it is usually used as an insult or nickname for your goofy friends. ballessoes tends to be on the app "Discord" and is sometimes strange.

"hey ballesso! yeah you u silly goose!"

"you guys are all ballessoes😒"

by sagethecool August 17, 2021