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Single Aware

When You Are Made To Be Aware That You Are Single On Feburary The 14th You Don't Have A Valentine.
Person 1: Hey, Do You Have A Valentine?

Person 2: No, Today Makes Me Single Aware.
by Lil-Dan February 14, 2009
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crook award

The coveted metaphorical prize/trophy awarded to a gentleman who has recently slept with a woman of a "NOT single" status.

The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.
Mate...you remember that hottie I went home with last night?...turns out she had a long-term boyfriend!... Spot me a cheeky crook award!

excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?

seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!
by hydepark March 19, 2010
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cameraman awareness

When watching a pornographic video, "cameraman awareness" occurs when you suddenly remember that there's someone else awkwardly standing behind a camera and filming everything. Has the potential to ruin a video.
(In the video, the camera suddenly fumbles as if the cameraman has bumped into something)
Viewer: Dammit, Cameraman Awareness.

(Closes video)
by MichaelDeSanta September 29, 2013
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encouragement award

A pity award for someone who didn't qualify for the actual award
Up next is rhys with the drama award and Karl with the Encouragement award
by OussOuss October 31, 2018
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Fertility Awareness

A method of birth control that can be used without artificial hormones. It lets women know when they can and cannot get pregnant by utilizing a fertility sign like cervical mucus and/or resting body temperature.
Fertility awareness can help you understand your body and avoid pregnancy naturally. It's not the rhythm method!
by chartyourfertility April 16, 2019
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Nonce aware

Someone who is aware of nonces and is superior in life.
Tilly: I’m nonce aware 😎
Tom: Oh my god can I have your autograph!?
Lily: bonito flakes.
by Granny Gertrude January 21, 2021
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Raising awareness

John:Hey Brad! Are you jacking it to hentai?
Brad:No I'm raising awareness
John:Same thing
by SlingDat April 17, 2021
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