Australians

Australians are people that come from and/or live in Australia. They are amazing people with the best males in the world that all the European females (mostly hot ones) would like to have sexual intercourse with. Not to mention the female Australians, who have the best backsides/breasts/everything in the world.

Australians tend to enjoy having a beer, throwing a party around a barbecue, winning in Cricket and the occasional laugh.

If you meet an Australian, be prepared to be greeted in the nicest possible way and make sure you smile back or they will keep their women to them selves, which really isn't such a bad thing.

#1: Them Australians are good people!

#2: Man I wish my countries women were more like the Australians.

#3: I like my men like Australians.

#4: Want another coldie? (An Australian asking their mate if they would like to have another beer)

#5: G'day Mate. (General greeting)

by Sevzor October 18, 2008

Australian Bomb Drop

Where you drop a dollar bill through a hole or grate in the floor to lure someone in and then you shit on them.

Guy: Sharon! Get over here, I'm gonna Australian Bomb Drop on Casey.

Sharon: Okay, let me run downstairs and watch. (runs downstairs)

Casey: Oh look a...(shit on)

Sharon: Bwahahaha! That is so going on Youtube!

by Perplexing Enigma May 9, 2011

Australia

Australia one of the best bloody temperate coltrolled countryies in the world. For those who dont know We do accually have the best military in the world. Especially compared to america and thier massive loss of over 2000 men during the Iraq war 2002.

AUSTRALIA RULES!!!!!!!!!!

I live there

by >ME< October 9, 2005

Australia

A place where people think they have pet kangaroos that are commonly called "Dave". Also where the phrase "G'day mate" was created. Where thongs are shoes.

G'day mate, I'm just feeding my kangaroo in my shorts & thongs.
Australia is really cool.

by Ninjas.are.cool March 4, 2011

Australian Death Grab

grabbing a woman by the crotch until she:
A) showers you with kisses, or
B) showers you with punches.

I've only been able to pull off the Australian Death Grab twice ... both times at frat parties.

by UCLAcrewDude February 29, 2004

Australia

A big-ass piece of land mass

an island/continent

Moke:"ho brah we live in da big island"

Aussie: "well, we live in Australia-the Bigger Island"

Moke:"Fag"

Aussie: "Go worship you're rocks"

by Asian in Hewro February 21, 2010

Australian frostpipe

when a girl takes a shit, puts it in the freezer, takes it out, and uses it as a dildo.

tracy:my fingers are too small, and i dont have enough for a dildo!
stacy:are you constipated?
tracy:..yeah.
stacy: Use an australian frostpipe!

by PhillyDTV April 15, 2009