Austin is a smart funny great with the ladies guy and will make anyone’s day 10x better. Anyone would be lucky to find themselves with a n austin.
by Wolfgangar March 14, 2019

Rember Austin
by Qw r sfv us f March 1, 2019

Austin is another name for that guy in your group that no one knows why he is there, he’s quite the loser as well as his cubed head
Man that guy has an Austin shaped head..
Will Austin ever leave us alone, he needs to get that cube outta here!
Will Austin ever leave us alone, he needs to get that cube outta here!
by Forgetfulhippie May 27, 2018

by FATKANGEROOS March 6, 2019

One is known to perform an 'Austin' when one ejaculates with a semi-errect or flacid penis, usually coming as a surprise to themselves and/or others around them.
Paul was struggling to get it up whilst watching porn, however he was so adament on getting a load off he continued hammering away at his semi-errect penis until an 'Austin' occurred.
by Bartholemu May 26, 2008

"You know that town Austin, the Texas capital? It's home to all the fags at the university of Texas.
by rob November 29, 2004

A fucking retarded ass kid that thinks he's so cool because he plays an instrument that shouldn't even be considered an instrument. He has this hardass attitude that he needs to lose before someone fucks his whole world up. He thinks he's a manwhore, but girls are ashamed to be around him. He never showers, brushes his teeth or his hair. He looks like he's part down syndrome and rat ass. He wishes he could have attractive ladies. He spends his weekends wacking off, and playing World of Warcraft. He's an example for someone who has no life.
by yousuckawholebunchaweiner October 17, 2010
