Austin

A gay ass litte bitch that no one likes hes fat af

Rember Austin

by Qw r sfv us f March 1, 2019

Austin

a fat purple kangeroo

dont be an austin, theyre always mean

(meany) austins mean evil

or ill find you.

by FATKANGEROOS March 6, 2019

Austin

Austin is a smart funny great with the ladies guy and will make anyone’s day 10x better. Anyone would be lucky to find themselves with a n austin.

Damn your dating Austin your so lucky.

by Wolfgangar March 14, 2019

Austin

He’s a toxic try hard thinks he’s hot shit but really isn’t. He’s considered a fake friend

Austin is a fake bitch

by Joe management April 28, 2020

Austin

One is known to perform an 'Austin' when one ejaculates with a semi-errect or flacid penis, usually coming as a surprise to themselves and/or others around them.

Paul was struggling to get it up whilst watching porn, however he was so adament on getting a load off he continued hammering away at his semi-errect penis until an 'Austin' occurred.

by Bartholemu May 26, 2008

Austin

Home to all the fags at the university of Texas.

"You know that town Austin, the Texas capital? It's home to all the fags at the university of Texas.

by rob November 29, 2004

Austin

A fucking retarded ass kid that thinks he's so cool because he plays an instrument that shouldn't even be considered an instrument. He has this hardass attitude that he needs to lose before someone fucks his whole world up. He thinks he's a manwhore, but girls are ashamed to be around him. He never showers, brushes his teeth or his hair. He looks like he's part down syndrome and rat ass. He wishes he could have attractive ladies. He spends his weekends wacking off, and playing World of Warcraft. He's an example for someone who has no life.

Man, what's that smell?

Oh, it's Austin.

by yousuckawholebunchaweiner October 17, 2010