assectomy

When one's ass gets procedurally and surgically removed. Hurts like fuck.

I can't sit on my chair because of this damn assectomy

by Anus Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009

Asscent

The aroma that eminates from an individuals anus that is unique to the type of food eaten and the region a person originates.

Damn, he has a southern asscent. He must have eaten some BBQ ribs.

by Jhnygsh January 16, 2010

double-assed

1. Exerted 400% more effort than a half-assed attempt. (Or 200% more effort than usual)
2. Worked very hard on

Man, I slacked off and bombed the midterm but it worked out OK because I double-assed the final.

by Piversus Delta October 21, 2007

bone assed

Probably this means something stupid

Somebody is gonna do some bone assed thing

by oriel March 5, 2008

big assed ho

J-Lo

Look at that big assed ho

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

assneck

a complete dumbass.

You are a fucking assneck.

by Frank May 22, 2003

Assness

The quality of being an ass. How much of an ass you are.

Barney's sweet nature makes up for some if his assness.

by majorlanguage August 12, 2017