Assitus

a disease that causes the sufferer to shake their ass frequently at random times.

Tina: "What's wrong with her? Why does she keep dancing?"

E: "She suffers from Assitus so she can't help it."

by Auni March 26, 2009

Assicle

1.
Gross bit of shit attached to an ass. Like dags on a sheep.
2.
Word to describe an asshole.

Go suck some assicles, loser.

by Non-assicle. January 18, 2009

assies

doing some-thing ass like

theese two assies over here got into a sword fight with ted holup


see sword fight for additional information

by mike hunt February 21, 2005

assbitch

Referring to a homosexual who enjoys anal sex.

Man, David, you are being an assbitch!

by _Spawn_ July 9, 2005

Assid

Diarrhea that burns so badly that it feels as though you've shat out a chemistry experiment.

I found out about my gastroenteritis through the trial-by-fire that is assid.

by AgentColdShadow August 26, 2018

portapottybuddyhidey-asistitant

A friend or acquaintance who hides in a porta potty while in a rousing game of hide and seek with you to help win the game.

Taylor was gladly able to be my portapottybuddyhidey-asistitant while we were at the park. She and Terran helped me win the game.

by Master of all Stupidity October 27, 2007

assetizer

An appetizer that is served directly from the anal cavity.

Hitler enjoys an assetizer with every meal.

by Upper_Decker_ December 31, 2011