Assist

A person that treks wolkjes and helps make the kmt een feestje

Look! An Assist! GEIL!!!1!1!1

by Ge1l May 16, 2022

Colombian Assist

When you make an incredible pass to your boy unintentionally, and it turns out great for everyone.

I went to Medellín with my boy Aaron and he threw me an amazing Colombian assist. We went back to our Airbnb with these girls and I ended up with the girl he wanted to get with, but it all turned out great, because he found himself with a girl he liked even more. Good times.

by 2Legit2Hit September 15, 2023

Assistant Regional Danager

The type of person who thinks they have more power than they actually do. This person thinks they are the boss, despite nobody official actually bestowing this authority upon them. They especially enjoy claiming to be in charge when the actual boss is gone for the day.

You hear the boss is gone today?

Fuck, yeah, I guess that means we have to deal with Assistant Regional Danager today.

by DanagerDamager December 20, 2021

Assisted Reload

Slang term for when you give someone a reach around. Originated from the 2024 videogame Helldivers 2

Hey buddy, you look lonely. Look like you could use an Assisted Reload...

by Limp_Brizkit March 14, 2024

Assistant Head

A person so skilled in the mastery of giving head, that they are now paid handsomely to assist others in the art.

That Annie is a born phenom on the D-stick, she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

I hear she is now an Assistant Head of EGG's and being paid to tutor the younguns in the art form.

by Scroody October 28, 2021

Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need
extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.

Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"
Mike: "With security?!"
Roman: "Yes!"
Mike: "Oh no! I'll get the Thorazine then!"

by CretaceousEraTheropodDinosaur April 16, 2024

Agent's Assistant

A person who can't seem to know their life purpose no matter how many times they try to look at it.

My agent's assistant is dumb. She want's so much money, her ass can't even make a dime without me!

by WhoKares June 13, 2020