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Sexual assistance

An individual forcing another individual to finger a female
Yeah man I had to get sexual assistance with Denise”
by Jackét October 15, 2018
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OFFICER ASSIST

The act of inserting or extracting something in or out of the colon with self or other help.
i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!
by robetitcussin February 23, 2019
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re-insertion assistant

An observer and/or participant in an intercourse session --- often the "second" guy/girl in a threesome --- who is tasked with promptly tucking the dude's randomly-swaying woodie back into the chick's love-tunnel whenever it accidentally pops out from his having unintentionally withdrawn it a bit too far prior to his next thrust; this relieves the lovers from irritating pauses in their steamy copulating to semi-blindly fumble back there themselves and re-insert the errant schlong each time.
Finding a willing re-insertion assistant is usually quite easy --- often, you simply need to approach a random passerby and offer him/her a "standard" reward for his/her help: agree to allow the person "a turn of his/her own" with the opposite-gender intercourse-partner afterwards (or at least a post-session hand-job/blowjob from the gal if it's a male assistant), let the person play with the balls and butt-cheeks of the copulating duo for a few moments after each occasion during the "hot 'n' heavy" when his services are required, and/or maybe allow him to give one or both partners a full-body massage --- extra points if you both also give him a nice soothing rub-down in return, of course --- after the session is over.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
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Assistant Manager Syndrome

When the assistant manager is more strict or micromanages more than the actual manager as a way to try to prove their worth to corporate. This behavior usually indicates someone being after the store manager position. People with Assistant Manager Syndrome are often condescending due to a distrust in you to execute your job responsibilities properly.

Assistant Manager Syndrome is most prominent after company-wide manager meetings, and the strictness and micromanaging typically retreats to normal levels within a month after these events.
"I've been walking around the sales floor all day and haven't gotten any actual work done."

"Assistant Manager has Assistant Manager Syndrome, it's better to look busy than be busy until it dies down."
by Leppalimes August 20, 2018
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Feedback Assistant

A personal labeled as an F.B.I. tipster.
The Feedback Assistant was so fucking bombed one night at the bar that he forgot his cell phone behind with “millions of dollars” on his cell phone.
by DaveShaw June 5, 2018
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Cardiovascular Assistant I

Otherwise known as a TA, a comical and tardy individual who’s consistently only productive on Thursdays.
This damn CardioVascular Assistant I (TA)never gets any linen.
by Pavss June 8, 2018
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Lift Assistance

The assistance of urination into a bottle when trapped in a lift . One helpful fellow lends a hand to another who has broken both wrists in a freak accident and doesn't want to piss on his already stained and tired work trousers in the glass lift for everyone to see.
Andrey and Matt were stuck in a lift for nearly 30 seconds when Matt declared he needed to answer natures call. Andrey herocially offered to hold Matt's member whilst matt relived himself into a nearly empty, well known sparkling orange drink. After they were rescued from the lift 4 minutes later, Matt thanked Andrey for the 'lift assistance' and drank the contents of the bottle as a thank you.
by RNGF June 10, 2018
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