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The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?

Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.

**Later that night**

Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!

Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
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Dot warner from Animaniacsfull name, damn that’s a long fucking name
“I’m Princess Angelina contessa Louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third, but you can call me Dot!”
by YakkoSimp November 28, 2020
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Angelina Kesto

A really pretty girl who’s approachable and easy to become friends with. Shes really funny and laughs a lot. She’s usually nice to everyone, but if you get on her nerves, good luck.
Person 1: Wow you’re friends with Angelina Kesto? Lucky!
Person 2: All I had to do was say Hi!
by Yourmomiskindofhot January 26, 2022
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Angelina

Woah Angelina is amazing
by WhyDoArePainHelp March 3, 2021
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Angelina

A very gay femboy loving girl that is a big back with a pierce the veil obsession is
Angelina loves Vic and LeBron
by LeBron lover 27 July 30, 2025
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Angelina

Angelina is the most beautiful, talented, funny, smart, and anything positive could describe her! Everytime she walks in a room she looks like an angel. She doesn't care what the haters say because she has friends who will be there for her forever. She has the most beautiful hair and most beautiful eyes. She loves acting silly if she's comfortable around you, but if she isn't then she will act very professional. She can always answer a question in confidence if if her answer is wrong. Plus, she would most definitely be 100% wife material. So if you know an Angelina, hold her close and never let go.
Haters: Omg Angelina is so rude and annoying.
Her and her squad: (singing Shake it off by Taylor Swift)
by aliroses<3 April 6, 2022
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