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Canelo Álvarez

Saul Álvarez, known as 'Canelo' is a Mexican 4-division boxing world champion, who is widely recognised as 'The Face of Boxing'. Notable wins come against Miguel Cotto in 2015, Gennady Golovkin in 2018 (controversial) and a vicious 6th round knockout against Amir Khan in 2016. His only loss came back in September 2013, against the great Floyd Mayweather Jr.

To some, he's pound-for-pound, the best boxer on the planet.
Person 1: How did you score the first Wilder vs Fury fight?

Adalaide Byrd: 118-110 for Canelo Álvarez
by loma.is.p4p August 24, 2020
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Lunk Alarm

Something made up by the insecure people who run Planet Fitness (Planet Fatness) gyms. They set it off when anyone remotely dedicated to training is in the area. They claim to be a "judgement-free" gym, yet ironically they won't even let those who they deem "lunks" into their facility. The people don't want to "be intimidated" by fit gym goers, yet the only thing intimidating them is their own insecurities.
Planet Fatness Worker: He looks like he might actually be strong and dedicated to his training...what a lunk! Set off the lunk alarm!
by pbjoe June 18, 2009
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alvaro

The perfect boyfriend; someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, usually orange, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them. They generally are funny, and tease you a lot. But you never care.
by pancrasia August 7, 2009
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australian alarm clock

this is when you awaken your significant other by shoving your thumb in her ass, while yelling common Australian catch phrases. "G'day Mate!" and "I just shoved my shrimp in your Bar-B!" are the most common.
Mary prefers the Australian alarm clock to the Eskimo mushroom hammer.
by georgelopez October 22, 2008
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Alvaro

Alvaro is a sexy mexican with a big ass dick
I need me an Alvaro
by Juan Martinez March 14, 2017
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false alarm

When your pants bunch up at the precise area in which you would usually store an erection thereby creating the illusion of arousal.

Generally speaking, discovery of such a false alarm usually comes at the hands of someone who is familiar with you nether regions and would feel comfortable enough testing it out.
I thought he'd finally gotten over his fear of intimacy so I went to grab and just got a handful of Levis... yup, it was just a false alarm.
by Joseph/Laura November 10, 2007
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alarm shock

The feeling you get when you wake up on your day off work; on the weekend; or a public holiday as early as you would for work. Generally the alarm clock is off and there is no sound, but you still hear it for some annoying reason.

Of course you don't realise you can stay in bed all morning and for some moment feel like you never got any sleep at all.

Though, upon realisation (and falling back asleep) you feel better then if you woke up to your girlfriend fucking you. (well maybe not if shes good!)
Argh, I had alarm shock this morning and couldn’t' get back to sleep!
by Shizman September 26, 2007
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