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a new question to ask random people just to confuse them

whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet? is a better question than whats your favorite number in the alphabet
person 1: whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet?
person 2: my favorite is sad
person 1: i prefer hamster
by axolotldoesstuff_0 February 9, 2022
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when you're so bored you type tiktok comments into urban dictionary
comments of a tiktok video addressing cyberbullying:

pinkfluffy873: omg so good

rogerthesimp90: Martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. She went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻EEEER🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽
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alphabetical authorities

Da "top people" whom folks consult for advice/assistance on a variety of ordinary topics dat are randomly scattered about over da "ol' 26" in da English language.
Da seven most common types of alphabetical authorities are:
(1) hexpert --- someone who is super-familiar with voodoo and curses; hopefully he uses said vast witchcraft-knowledge to remove or alleviate said evil spells, not to put them on in da first place!
(2) mexpert --- an individual well-versed in all matters "south of da border".
(3) pexpert --- a plumber who is well-versed in da use of freeze-resistant plastic piping
(4) rexpert --- a learned bookworm on da subject of certain animals, either man's best friend or da huge hunched-over carnivores back in da Jurassic period.
(5) sexpert --- someone who can advise couples on achieving more satisfying intimacy.
(6) texpert --- a dude who knows all about da "black-tea"-rich southern-USA area dat is Ranger Walker's usual stompin' grounds.
(7) vexpert --- a human-nature guru with extensive experience on what pushes people's buttons; again --- as in da first example above --- presumably he uses said know-how to help **reduce** already-existing frustration/distress in others, not to purposely exhibit destructive behavior dat would cause people to **become** wound up when they had felt reasonably calm before! (Da infamous "gettin', getters, got"exchange between Madea and Dr. Phil comes to mind.)
by QuacksO February 7, 2020
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Alphabet Soup

A concoction of multiple and many drugs that usually result in deadly overdoses that often take ones life.
Ex: "Mr. Heath Ledger died as the result of acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam, and doxylamine," the office said in a short statement.
- CNN
“He died after a night of alphabet soup. They found Meth, Fentanyl, Cocaine, Alcohol, and Xanax in his system”
by Salami420 December 25, 2020
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alphabet

The characters of a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z in numbered order.
by sus1329 May 8, 2022
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alphabetical organic

Assorted wacky 'n' wonderful "A to Z" words relating to da "naturally created" topic:
boarganic: Naturally raised "bacon on da hoof".
boreganic: What da "back to da land" spiel of a "health-food hippie" often is.
Coorganic: Da "pure and natural" way to get drunk.
coreganic: What's left after you finish munching a wild apple.
doorganic: Da hinged front entrance to a health-foods store.
foreganic: A "viva le Woodstock" dude playing golf.
fourganic: A hippie-farmer quartet.
goreganic: "No artificial substances were used in da making of this horror flick." (It may include one or more "inconvenient truths", however.)
hoarganic: Pale-gray pigment made from natural substances.
loreganic: Grampa telling about da "good ol' days" on da family farm.
moreganic: Additional bean-sprouts and tofu.
noirganic: Variant of Definition "G" above.
norganic: It isn't naturally gown, either.
oarganic: Where you ate a whole-foods meal before rowing a boat.
Additional examples of "alphabetical organic" include:
poorganic: Not so rich as da chemical-fertilizer-using neighboring farm, but having a 100% clear conscience when you market your garden-produce.
poreganic: Healthily-unclogged skin-vents from avoiding artificial food-ingredients.
pourganic: Da "plain white yogurt" dat's tipped out from da "hand-thrown pottery jar" by da infamous "closet junk-food junkie" in Larry Groce's classic song.
roarganic: A non-domesticated lion.
soarganic: What those delightful fluffy li'l ol' songbirds do after happily pecking up their fill of naturally-raised seeds at your backyard feeder.
soreganic: How a hippie-farmer feels after laboriously tending his naturally-fertilized rows all day.
toreganic: Ripped by hand instead of with a machine.
tourganic: Where a hippie shows you around his spread.
woreganic: Only donning natural-fiber duds.
yoreganic: "'Way back in da back-to-da-land movement" tales, as described in Definition "L" above.
yourganic: Natural stuff dat belongs to you.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
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alphabet boys

Slang term for a government agency (like FBI, CIA, NSA). They usually are very easy to detect when they are trying you fed you.
Person 1: Bro, our servers got fedded again by the alphabet boys.
Person 2: God fucking damn it, opps caught us macking cheese in the Michael wave.
by michaelwave March 21, 2023
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