martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. she went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻eeeer🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽

when you're so bored you type tiktok comments into urban dictionary

comments of a tiktok video addressing cyberbullying:

pinkfluffy873: omg so good

rogerthesimp90: Martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. She went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻EEEER🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽

by P R I M A D O N N A G I R L June 16, 2020

alphabet brumski

Instead of saying "brumski" you recite the alphabet from A-Z

I alphabet brumski'd your mom's tits last night

by ellisdee September 29, 2011

alphabetical hoarder

someone who hoards goods in a meticulous fashion, often alphabetically.

whats up with ya roommates beer bottles of the world collection?

i think he's an alphabetical hoarder.

by kidla November 10, 2010

alphabet salamander

when your dick so slippery and rare it makes your girl shout the alphabet

yo man my girl took my alphabet salamander last night

by jektiik April 26, 2014

alphabetized

When you organize something alphabetically

I alphabetized my entire comic collection

by Alphabetized October 30, 2015

Google Alphabet

When you type each letter into Google one by one & see what the first result is. Some people post this onto Twitter.

Google Alphabet:
A is for Amazon,
B is for BBC News,
C is for Currys,
D is for Daily Mail,

by Autolectric April 2, 2016

Alphabet

Any binary gender nonconforming individual.

-Joey came out as alphabet to their family.
-I’m alphabet as they come, motherfucker.

by @thejarlequin January 1, 2020