Doing an Alan

To buy oneself two meals from the canteen before lunch time so as to eat both of them by the end of the day.

He did an Alan for most of this month and has put on 10lbs.

by pula November 4, 2004

Alan Martinez

A man with a fat cock

I am Alan Martinez I have a fat cock

by Jalen dibbles November 6, 2020

Doing an Alan

Having sex with a person named Alan

1: I did Alan yesterday
2: So did I

by anonymous coward November 6, 2004

White Alan

Originates from the far reaches of East Europe, around the vicinity of Chernobyl. Refers to a Russian male with 4 penises and a farmer's tan.

Whoa! I just popped a White Alan!

by Wifey August 29, 2004

alan a bot

Alan a bot is a phrase told to people with the name Alan. Is used generally while they are playing fortnite

Me-Damn Alan a bot!

His friends -For real

by Lollopolol July 29, 2019

Alan Jones

The biggest idiot in Australia, truly a racist moron who is not wanted in Australia. Apparently the americans like these type of right winged nut cases.

Person 1. Did you hear about Alan Jones insulting the Prime Minister in a rude manner again, saying her late father would be ashamed.

Person 2. That guy should seriously consider moving to the United States

by President Awesome October 7, 2012

Dirty Alan

When you throw something, preferably a drink, and it covers the target

Dirty Alan when your friend gets pissed out and throw and object on you preferraily milk

by Jewish Trickery March 14, 2018