Someone who has ADD when it comes to their profile picture on Facebook and can't seem to stick to one for more than a month or so.
Guy 1: Dude, I changed my profile picture for the fifth time in he past three weeks. I can't find one i want to stick with.
Guy 2: Sounds like you're suffering mad Profile Picture ADD
Guy 2: Sounds like you're suffering mad Profile Picture ADD
by Peed Reraner November 27, 2009
i keep hearing rumbly rumbly rumbly in my tummy...haha
:eat something
:i was jokin dumbass
: i kinda new that * it was an ADD-On JOKE
:"add-on joke" - created by me
:eat something
:i was jokin dumbass
: i kinda new that * it was an ADD-On JOKE
:"add-on joke" - created by me
by martin cora March 28, 2003
A highly condescending manner to end a sentence, that essentially means: "You just got told, fuckhead."
Liz: *Listening to Justin Bieber*
Liz’s mom: Turn the fucking noise down!!! Why don’t you show gratefulness? After all, I gave birth to you; I tore my V to my A, because of you, I might add.
Dean: You just went 0-37 in Call of Duty…
Grant: So…?
Dean: I could get more kills than you, if I banged my dick on the controller I might add.
Jeff: Buy me lunch; I got you laid last week.
Stu: Go fuck yourself; she gave me an STD, genital warts I might add…
Liz’s mom: Turn the fucking noise down!!! Why don’t you show gratefulness? After all, I gave birth to you; I tore my V to my A, because of you, I might add.
Dean: You just went 0-37 in Call of Duty…
Grant: So…?
Dean: I could get more kills than you, if I banged my dick on the controller I might add.
Jeff: Buy me lunch; I got you laid last week.
Stu: Go fuck yourself; she gave me an STD, genital warts I might add…
by Kittyburner506 July 07, 2010
To use the toilet.
It originated from the idea of the old-fashioned above-ground outhouses that stunk up a mile radius. Signs on the doors would instruct the users to scoop some sawdust, provided in the stall, into the tank to prevent odors from permeating.
Can also be phrased "add a scoop"
It originated from the idea of the old-fashioned above-ground outhouses that stunk up a mile radius. Signs on the doors would instruct the users to scoop some sawdust, provided in the stall, into the tank to prevent odors from permeating.
Can also be phrased "add a scoop"
Dude, where you going? We're about to jump in the lake!
Just a second guys, I'm gonna add a scoop of wood.
Just a second guys, I'm gonna add a scoop of wood.
by Murperin May 10, 2007
by butter with the shell January 14, 2021
It just all adds up… — The perfect ending to a really sad and bad story. The often “too late” realization that out actions are cumulative and quite binding.
If you have ever asked someone how they ended up in a particularly bad situation and the answer is “ It just all adds up…”; then, that person is facing a situation that from which no doctor, lawyer, judge, jury, friend, or priest can extricate them.
It’s time to face the music and dance; and pay those consequences.
This statement Is often rapidly followed by : “Only god can judge me!”
Which may or may not be true — if god is actually all Love and Forgiveness.
But, we certainly judge ourselves; and, moments where “it just all adds up” cause us to momentarily reflect on both our lives and our actions.
If you have ever asked someone how they ended up in a particularly bad situation and the answer is “ It just all adds up…”; then, that person is facing a situation that from which no doctor, lawyer, judge, jury, friend, or priest can extricate them.
It’s time to face the music and dance; and pay those consequences.
This statement Is often rapidly followed by : “Only god can judge me!”
Which may or may not be true — if god is actually all Love and Forgiveness.
But, we certainly judge ourselves; and, moments where “it just all adds up” cause us to momentarily reflect on both our lives and our actions.
Police: …But how did you end up killing 12 gang members; 2 innocent witnesses/bystanders; a pit bull; and an exotic South American parrot in a cage.
Perpetrator: I just shot everyone and everything I saw; and, pandemonium broke out in me; It just all adds up…well…ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!!!!
Perpetrator: I just shot everyone and everything I saw; and, pandemonium broke out in me; It just all adds up…well…ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 18, 2023
What you say to someone when they suggest you watch a certain show or movie.
Sometimes you mean it. More often than not you have no interest in what they've recommended, and are just saying you'll watch it one day to politely placate them.
Sometimes you mean it. More often than not you have no interest in what they've recommended, and are just saying you'll watch it one day to politely placate them.
"Oh dude, you have to watch The Expanse. It's this really cool sci-fi series."
"I'll add it to my list."
"I'll add it to my list."
by JCR1987 March 21, 2018