athlete's ass

Applies to runners. People who get diarrhea while they're out running for exercise.

"Yeah, I was up this morning running my normal 5 miles, when I started to get Athlete's Ass. I thought I could hold it, but it just burst out and started to run down my leg."

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

athlete's cock

when a penis is so chapped from wearing a gurdle and from penis exposure to cold air, it becomes extremely dry and skin cracks, it also contains extreme pain and vaseline will help, but add to the pain. DO NOT attempt to jack off or there will be extreme consiquences

dude john got athlete's cock and he tried to jack off, now his dick is raw

by The Health Inspector September 26, 2006

natural athlete

Individual born with outstanding athletic and sexual skills. While others may have to work hard to excel on the athletic field and in the bedroom, natural athletes will achieve great things without practicing or expending much effort.

"Gary is ...not a natural athlete."

"At first glance my partner may appear to be a lowly gizz-mopper, but I can assure you he is a well-endowed natural athlete."

by NVA Barry April 9, 2006

cyber athlete

One who plays games on a computer as a sport.

by Cactuar December 21, 2002

Athletes penis

Irritation and itching to the crotch after excessive sweating. Also known in some circles as "trench dick"

"Hey bro you wanna go do sit ups in the hallway?" "Sorry bro I got a mad case of athletes penis. Yolo."

by jockstrap on June 25, 2014

ashlee simpson

(Ash-Lee Simp-Son) Name. 1) Pop music icon created from the star power of older sister. Future looked promissing until Lip-sync event on TV. 2) To glob on to the success of a family member and ride them to your own 15 minutes of fame. 3) Identification for a child born into a family where they have very attractive sibblings but the themselves are uglier than shit ona shingle (See also Ugly Tree Whoopin).

1) Milli and Vanilli never did that bad....Nice Jig, dumbass. Way to play that one off Ashlee.
2) I'm a talentless hunk of shit so I work for my brothers company, I feel ashlee simpson about myself sometimes.
3) That baby was so ashlee simpson, I can't believe that it and the other children are even related. Did they adopt a retarded korean kid or something?

by sirisaachillary October 10, 2005

Ashlee Green

awesomely great, onion booty-ed girl that's super sweet and packed with energy like a Mt. Dew.

Damn girl you straight up on the Ashlee Green status.

by ManicHispanic66 March 13, 2009