A person, or thing that looks exactly like the hole of an ass, or acts like there is shit spewing out of their mouth
man Vincent is such an ASSHOLE! he grabbed my cock out of no where and ripped my balls off
that dog over there just pissed on my shoe, what an asshole!!
do you see how wide that guys mouth is?! what an asshole!!
that dog over there just pissed on my shoe, what an asshole!!
do you see how wide that guys mouth is?! what an asshole!!
by chya mamma December 9, 2008
Get the Assholemug. some punk ass cock sucking bastard mother fucker who talks through his pansy ass and doesnt have the bollucks to get an erection without viagra. The loser son of a bitch wanker often doesnt live very long.
by JasonBriggs December 10, 2006
Get the assholemug. An asshole is a person who is generally inconsiderate, selfish, mean, and makes others feel bad about themselves.
An asshole is the type of person who:
~ borrows your games, but tells you the next day that he sold them all for drugs
~ knows you have self-confidence issues and insecurities, but still calls you ugly
~ tells a crippled old man to "gtfo" his way
~ poops in your toilet and doesn't flush
~ purposely takes ages in the toilet, knowing that you are desperate to pee
~ breaks your stuff then blames you for leaving it out
~ expects you to do stuff for him when he does nothing for you
~ takes the battery out of your laptop when you go to take a toilet break so you lose all of your hard work
~ steals your underwear and tells you to "lighten up" when you have no more to wear
~ borrows your games, but tells you the next day that he sold them all for drugs
~ knows you have self-confidence issues and insecurities, but still calls you ugly
~ tells a crippled old man to "gtfo" his way
~ poops in your toilet and doesn't flush
~ purposely takes ages in the toilet, knowing that you are desperate to pee
~ breaks your stuff then blames you for leaving it out
~ expects you to do stuff for him when he does nothing for you
~ takes the battery out of your laptop when you go to take a toilet break so you lose all of your hard work
~ steals your underwear and tells you to "lighten up" when you have no more to wear
by theonewhocalls November 1, 2013
Get the assholemug. 
A Tea Party Congressman blaming a park ranger for not allowing veterans into a WWII memorial during the 2013 government shutdown would be a colossal Asshole. Seriously, like jumping the Asshole shark type Asshole.
by Chick Lennon October 3, 2013
Get the Assholemug. by Mr. Worm April 10, 2005
Get the assholemug.