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Asher

I hold on so nervously to me and my drink
I wish it was coolin' me
But so far has not been good
It's been shitty, and I feel awkward as I should
This club has got to be the most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well, I am imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
I hold out for one more drink, before I think
I'm lookin' too desperately
But so far has not been fun, I should just stay home
If one thing really means one
This club will hopefully be closed in three weeks
That would be cool with me
Well, I'm still imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
Not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
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ashereI hold on so nervously to me and my drink
I wish it was coolin' me
But so far has not been good
It's been shitty, and I feel awkward as I should
This club has got to be the most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well, I am imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
I hold out for one more drink, before I think
I'm lookin' too desperately
But so far has not been fun, I should just stay home
If one thing really means one
This club will hopefully be closed in three weeks
That would be cool with me
Well, I'm still imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
by AHduwoijieohuw April 28, 2022
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Asher

Bruh 1: Your and absolute shitter
Asher: I am Asher after all
by Yeeeeeerytrjxjfds January 23, 2022
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Asher

The name Asher is typically used by parents for a sex toy that they gave birth to. Although the practice of using Asher as a sex toy to stick up a pussy has mostly ended, some more traditional families still practice this to this day in parts of China. Most Asher’s are born with round heads, and dicks that looks like pussies, but with more and more use, most Asher’s heads began to take the form of their mother’s vaginas. The cause of which is not known to this day.
“Asher is a nigger as pussy with a vagina shaped head”
by Eva Elfie October 16, 2024
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Asher

A Chad. HUGE ego, mostly has dirty blonde hair and always flirts with the new girls.
Oh, and Asher plays soccer
by Chikin nuggs06 December 5, 2021
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Asher

A man with multiple women. Most like a thot with a handful of thotties. Also a Milwaukee bucks fans with the height of an NBA player with limited basketball capabilities.
Asher is on the loose again!
by Jrix April 27, 2022
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Asher

Bald moly brit who can and will scare you with his cute fish knowledge. But despite all of that he's still a swag friend who's very cool!!!

He's also Eridan from homestuck (citation needed) and listen Grian nobody touches my bush you're done it all started when Grian touched my redstone. Won't shut up about Will Wood.
ASHER: Asher number one will wood fan Ever
ME: Shut up moldy butt
FLOOR: Asher i'm taking the kids
by St4rDre4m January 2, 2023
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Asher

The most amazing person you will ever meet, they are hella chill, will always be there for you, and they always remind you that they love you.
Asher: goodnight bubs
Y/n: good night babs
by Dynœ December 23, 2020
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