Artist's Day

When you take an epic shit and it smears the toilet in a decorative fashion for all to see and admire your work.

I was able to admire Jorge's beautiful work of art after he left the bathroom. He is always celebrating Artist's Day!

by Chateau64 July 25, 2018

front artist

Fake Individual never forward

Front artist is the following Dishonest untruthful unreliable

by 3978E June 7, 2018

Amy the artist

She hot, you u know it.
She also artist.
This wasn't written by mia, I friggin swear.
Amy is no basic Mc crap and if u say she is then go commit step on Lego, noob.

Person 1: Omg! Is dat Amy?
Person 2: Yes, She hot like a chicken nugget! She's Amy the artist!

by Mia the tall person October 3, 2019

fuck artist

1.One who is prone to shenanigans or wide spread fuckery.

2. a soulless ginger that cheats at cards haha.

3. When u fuck so good they call u an artist

"Jim is always up to no good huh?" "Yeah, what a fuck artist that guy is."

by Headman240 March 22, 2017

Escape Artist

When one is sitting down and cuts a fart, the gas runs around ones nut sack or lady biscuit than escapes into the atmosphere undetected.

Larry was getting pulled over by the police when he realized an Escape Artist was about to be present.

by Wesdog64 August 7, 2016

Madoff Artist

A con artist who runs a Ponzi Scheme. Named after Wall Street fraudster Bernie Madoff, the man who set a world record for the biggest Ponzi Scheme of $65,000,000,000 and got 150 years in Federal Prison in Butner North Carolina. A Madoff Artist offers to invest your money and promises you 12.5% return on your investments with no risks. It looks good on paper, but he doesn't make investments with any other trading firm and just gives you other "investors'" money. A Madoff Artists keeps his Ponzi Scheme going until there is no more money and the well dries up. When the well dries up that's when the Madoff Artists has no more money to return and people ask for their money to be returned. The scam falls apart and the Madoff Artist get arrested, charged with securities fraud, pleas guilty or takes his chances in court, convicted, and sent to Federal prison.

The moral: Don't let the deadly sin of greed get to you and invest your own money on Wall Street. Invest your own money on Wall Street and accept the risks that come with the territory.

Man 1: That Madoff Artist stole my retirement funds.
Man 2: He did the same thing to me too.....
Protesters: Where's our money? This ain't funny! Where's our money? This ain't funny!
Woman: Give up our money back you Madoff Artist!

by Viscount Druitt December 4, 2020

Language Artist

Someone who is really good at making definitions.

That John made so many definitions! He must be a language artist!

by NexusCubed February 1, 2021