art teacher

generally over-enthusiastic middle-aged person. likes looking at children and examining their drawings in a desperate attempt to feel like they have acheived human contact.

Dude, you're dressed like an art teacher!
How dare you! i think you'll find i'm only looking for friendship!

by drughead101 February 4, 2010

art transplant

The act of moving an artist either willingly or unwillingly from one home or studio to another.

Pablo was three months behind on his rent and was forced to have an art transplant.

by MoLo36 April 30, 2009

art envy

when you are so crap at art that you think everybody else's artwork is bullshit

"James could not appreciate the Mona Lisa because he was overcome with art envy. Earlier on that day he had painted a face that resembled pubic but hair. He was very angry. So angry that he savaged a wild pig on his way home."

Bert: "Hey what do you think of my painting? I spent the last three weeks on it not stop, it was a pretty big job. I put a lot of time and effort into this..."
James: "-It's shit."

by Pseudowarrior September 28, 2011

art gcse

In year 9 you'll unknowingly sign up thinking its a great idea then you'll scrape and struggle through year 10 then year 11 comes and you'd rather burn in a pit in hell than hold a pencil it will make you reconsider life no joke don't ever pick it unless your some sort of fucking Picasso

jamie : what lesson do you have next?
mya : torture
jamie : oh so you have art gcse

by toes38 January 13, 2020

art brain

Used to refer to someone that is unintelligent.
Derived from people who use creativity as an excuse for their lack of intelligence.

James couldn't hold in his frustration at how art brained his friend is.

"Ethan can't comprehend division, he's such an art brain."

by Axidation February 22, 2022

Art class

Any class in an American public school.

"Hey have you got art class next period?"
"Yeah I do!"
"What a coincidence! It's almost like we always have art class!"

by RD8 March 5, 2019

Art Vandalay

(Seinfeld) An imaginary character dreamed up by George and Jerry while they were trying to come up with an excuse for stalking some poor unfortunate woman. It's such a nice name I decided to change mine, so I did. Now it's my name. Sorry, Jerry.

by Art Vandalay March 29, 2003