Homie: "Ayo that bitch tried sippin' on our shit, so I slapped the drink out her hand"
Friend: "Damn boy, you straight up ciroc blocked that hoe.."
Friend: "Damn boy, you straight up ciroc blocked that hoe.."
by deezermandems December 26, 2018
(Spinoff of "cock block".) A hop block occurs when one person impedes another person's attempt to drink beer. Usually a spouse/significant other, but could be any friend, co-worker, or a complete stranger.
I had the bartender's attention for a moment, but the hot blonde at the other end of the bar keeps hop-blocking me.
I can't meet you to watch the game today. My wife pulled a major hop block by scheduling a hairdresser appointment, and I have to watch the kids.
I can't meet you to watch the game today. My wife pulled a major hop block by scheduling a hairdresser appointment, and I have to watch the kids.
by Mike E Me July 15, 2010
"Damn it. I can't believe he Crop Blocked me last night."
"What do you mean?"
"He kept farting and Crop Dusting the whole bar last night and that made the girl I was talking to leave."
"That Sucks"
"Yeah what an asshole, I had that chick in the bag until I got crop blocked."
My married friends find it humorous to eat Chipotle prior to going out for the sole reason of Crop Blocking me while talking to girls at the bar.
"What do you mean?"
"He kept farting and Crop Dusting the whole bar last night and that made the girl I was talking to leave."
"That Sucks"
"Yeah what an asshole, I had that chick in the bag until I got crop blocked."
My married friends find it humorous to eat Chipotle prior to going out for the sole reason of Crop Blocking me while talking to girls at the bar.
by Wan-Stamos January 13, 2011
An instrument used typically by marching instructors that is made out of plastic or synthetic woods. The gock block is hit in order to establish or keep a tempo for musicians to march or play to. Also referred to as met or metronome.
Student 1: Bro, where's the met clicky thingy?
Student 2: You mean the gock block? I think it's in the director's office.
Student 2: You mean the gock block? I think it's in the director's office.
by JFC420 August 18, 2015
I watched as the same patrol car drove up and down the street at least five times in one hour block fishing! smh
by Mr.Dinoman August 16, 2018
Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.
by Zappinzahra October 07, 2017
What killed Chiaki Nanami 😚✌️
by L E S B E A N October 06, 2020