Stephen Baldwin

Douchebag that had little success and familiarity due to such films as "Bio Dome" and "Half Baked". His fame is now primarily associated with his last name that has gained notoriety from his older, more successful brother, Alec.

"You are so unsuccessful and your brother pays for all your expenses, you are just like Stephen Baldwin."

by johnnydakota May 14, 2010

do a stephen

To completely mess something up without actually doing anything wrong.

Shane "Come on now don't do a Stephen on us!"
Steven (Inhales Oxygen...)
Shane "AW For FUCK SAKE STEPHEN!!!!"

by Shanelovdahoop15 April 5, 2017

Stephen King

one good writer
can write some creepy stuff
and some stuff that makes you think

It
The Dark Tower
Drawing of the Three
were all writen by Stephen King

by m&m's August 11, 2005

Stephen Glansburg

Minor Character in Superbad, known specifically for his unpopularity.

"What? You want me to eat fucking desert alone like I'm fucking Stephen Glansburg?"

by shakingthebox January 3, 2008

Stephen Sqawking

While having sex, you place your penis into the recipient's mouth, then violently thrust back and forth, damaging thier vocal cords.

Jennifer: Hey, why aren't you talking?
lee Ann: ...
Jennifer: oh, the ol' Stephen Sqawking.

by gerald the duck February 5, 2009

Stephen Graham

Another word for cocaine, originated from the film 'Boiling Point'

Just picked up a couple grams of Stephen Graham.

Just hooted a paragraph of Stephen Graham.

by Boiled Over April 1, 2022

Stephen Stalk

An involuntry erection

While massaging my wife the other morning my son walked in and asked "why is your willy getting bigger daddy"? "I'ts OK it's just a Stephen Stalk"

by simi cameltopez May 7, 2008