Mind Stroke

Mind Stroke is when you masterbate with your brain because you are in a social situation that doesn't include the opportunity for the real thing, usually after seeing an uber hot hottie.
Friend 1: you missed all the babes at the beach yesterday

Friend 2: was it epic

Friend 1: Dude, total mind stroke
by blinddolphin March 23, 2011
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Stroke Wars

A game of two or more males that masturbate at the same time seeing who can wank the ween the hardest, the longest and nut the most copious rope.
Me and the bros had stroke wars last night. I won.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Stroke Nap

When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.

Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.

I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
by Eaton Holgoode October 09, 2018
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9 strokes

It means jerking off and is widely used in the U.K.
I just did the 9 strokes with jerry
by johhnyworking87 October 10, 2022
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Stroke Face

A Term used when a male gives a female a major facial i.e wacks off onto her Ricky Gervais and some hits her lip and she makes a weird face letting half her lip hand down thus making her look like she's had a stroke
" I burst out laughing when I gave her the money shot, she had a full-on Stroke Face
by John Gaskell March 24, 2004
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sex stroke

when a guy fails to climax because he is too tired to do so and ends up giving up altogether
Mitch was so tired after work that when he had sex with Kirsty, he ended up having a sex stroke.
by marcusnugg May 19, 2009
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Stroked the mime

Use to indicate either doing well in something or very poorly. A term that has become more and more prevelant in society over the past century. It originally began in the Middle Ages, when mimes (common performers in the medieval theatre or production) that performed poorly were often ordered lashed (known as "stroking" back then) with a whip by the local Bishop. As society developed and advanced, the whip was eventually phased out, however, mimes were unfortunately not. The negative meaning came from the disgraceful act of harming the enterainer (mime). However, as time moved on, and some aspects of society began to dislike and look down on the miming arts, this saying became postively used by members of the anti-mime movement. Today, it is often used in theatre, particularly in the mime entertainer community to describe a performance.

This phrase was often used by several well-known people in recent history such as Charles Lindbergh, Al Capone and U.S. President Harry S. Truman.
Thanks for knocking over my beer, you stroked the mime hard on that one
by HarvardProfessor3 July 21, 2010
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