by PeterPatrelli February 21, 2007


by Jonathan Rhodes August 8, 2003

1. Gay marriage and legalized weed was established in some states laws. Her comes Trump's ass pulling a Trump Card and messing thing up.
2. Thing 1:"Hey let's go get something to eat."
Thing 2: " Sure let me pull out my Trump Card since I got paid last week at my imaginary job that doesn't exist. Also, they take money out of my imaginary check to pay for imaginary taxes that doesn't exist. Here there you go. Let eat air that I have to pay for."
2. Thing 1:"Hey let's go get something to eat."
Thing 2: " Sure let me pull out my Trump Card since I got paid last week at my imaginary job that doesn't exist. Also, they take money out of my imaginary check to pay for imaginary taxes that doesn't exist. Here there you go. Let eat air that I have to pay for."
by Thatfatgirl1985. August 22, 2017

"You fancy getting your wife involved in our little game this weekend. We'll use her as the card table again."
by Jiminy C July 7, 2007

Man: I like these pants.
Woman: they fit too perfectly. I know, because I'm a woman.
Man: Playing the bitch card.
Woman: I know those socks are too white because I'm a woman, damn it. Get gray at the ends next time.
Man: So you know style because you're a woman and I do not because I'm a man?
Woman: Only a woman would understand.
Woman: they fit too perfectly. I know, because I'm a woman.
Man: Playing the bitch card.
Woman: I know those socks are too white because I'm a woman, damn it. Get gray at the ends next time.
Man: So you know style because you're a woman and I do not because I'm a man?
Woman: Only a woman would understand.
by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015

A sexual act involving putting on a a yellow wig made of of a horse's pubic hair while having two hirelings jerking you off as you use your tiny hands to grab your daughter's pussy and you eat cheetos out of multi-billion international corporations' assholes.
by dorrance_durden March 25, 2017
