Penetrator 5000

Another word for penis when regarding it's amazingness and huge size

Stevie: How was your date last night?
Jim: It went well if you know what I mean.
Stevie: You give her the Penetrator 5000?
Jim: Hell Yeah!

by theoneandonlysa November 24, 2014

FLOSSMASTER 5000

My man is the number one and only floss master 5000. He was challenged at work when Steve Davies challenged him to a random floss off with his son Zai.

They were working in a pool but the volitile , stinky, abusive environment made steve extreme aggresive and angry. he was horribly plastering with his shitty product and if he made all the workers feel shit he felt better about how poopy his pool was turning out cos he couldn't ever plaster or renovate any pool properly unlike precision leigh .Then he tried to get leigh when he wasn't expecting it ,he was challenged to a dance off with his son who was clearly a professional flosser. There was no way anyone would beat his son but he was very wrong. Lord leigh Mcnally did the impossible and winged the fuck out of the best ever floss off with poise, style, beautiful straight lines and elegent ease. Everyone cried at how he managed to put on the most prestigious and glamourous dance moves .he managed to be crowned the perfect 10...the flawless, FLOSSMASTER 5000

Eg, Lord leigh was crowned FLOSSMASTER 5000 , and in the dance off challenge he managed to make Zai do a big poo and wee wee in his pants. leigh was so amazing at the floss move zai cried and could not move at all, he became frozen with unbelievable amazement that he was too scared to even do a simple floss move at all. Ever again. He was so flabbergasted and overwhelmed that a legendary leigh could gift his eyes with such a beautiful present
zai said to his daddy steve Davies, please dad don't abuse or tell me im nothing cos I couldn't help being taken over by such an obvious alcaballo blanco advertisement superstar.

by Burrrlisthesickestcunt July 8, 2023

vtec at 5000k lah

you activate your fucking vtec at 5000k rpm, u get your stututututtu and vroom vrooms
your cams turned from a small ass cam to a big boi cam
therefore u get mo powa babeh

wow his car is a honda, he get vtec at 5000k lah

by vtec like a crazy guy August 4, 2021

Max Payne 5000

When a bitch is badder than Max Payne thousand

Hey bitch you Max Payne thousand

Nigga I’m a dude and I’m Max Payne 5000 black boy

by toad_did_it December 12, 2021

The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000

The king of all Gawk Gawk that was forbidden after its last use. Not only sucks the soul out of its "victim," but also sucks off the soul as well. Leaves one in a vacuum that disables spermatogenesis for the next month.

Dude, how have you made it this far in No Nut November?
Simple, my girlfriend gave me The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 on Halloween.

by HeraX September 16, 2020

outie 5000

a way of saying "I'm leaving"... first seen In the movie "Reality Bites" at the very end of the movie in the parody of Lalaina's documentary for In your face tv... the character Roy, based on ethan hawked Troy tells Elaina, based on Winona Ryders Lalaina, "Im outie 5000"... the character of Roy is played by evan dando.

You suck... I'm outie 5000

by fiona meow meow June 28, 2008

Gangsta-tron 5000

A gangsta-tron 5000 is someone who takes gangster to extreme.
In talking sense, or typing.

some guy: 'sup boi, youz gon' be poppin back wid me tuhday, or youz gonna pass da powduh wid me......2 keys wid me homie 2 KEYS!

other guy: man your such a gangsta-tron 5000

Translation of 'some guy': wuts up man, are you going to take some ecstacy with me today, or are you going to sniff coke with me... i have 2 kilograms of coke to spare....2 kilograms!

by Paul Papageorge April 27, 2006