December 2nd

Give your little cousin 50 dollars because it’s the second day of christmas.

Younger Cousin: Hey Cuz, send me 50 dollars

You: Why??

Younger Cousin: Because it’s December 2nd

by The extremely wise scholar December 02, 2022

December 2nd

If someone gives you a hoodie on December 2nd, they love you forever.

Girl:what's this?
Boy: I love you, so here's my hoodie. Mary December 2nd

by Rah.rah.shish.boom.bah December 02, 2021

February 2nd

National Slap Your Best Friend Day!

Josh: *slaps maria*
Maria: "Whats your problem"
Josh: "Today is February 2nd"

Maria: "and?"
Josh: "Its national slap your best friend day"

by KAWAII PANDA <3 February 01, 2022

February 2nd

National kiss your girlfriend day 🥰

“Hey babe it’s February 2nd”
“Oh yea!”
*kisses*

by SexyMilk February 02, 2022

August 2nd

August 2nd is when all the hot people were born. Everyone born on this day is amazing, caring, kind and the type of person you want to be around. Get yourself a boyfriend or girlfriend born on this day and keep them o he point of marriage

Person 1: omg did you see that girl I heard she was born on August 2nd

Person 2: of course she was she's gorgeous!

by starrylena November 23, 2021

Anal on the 2nd

In honor of the #2 hole we celebrate it in all its glory on the 2nd of every month.

Anal on the 2nd is a day to celebrate the ass in all it’s glory.

Want to go shopping with me tonight?
Sorry I can’t it’s #2 on the 2 tonight and my boyfriend and I will be celebrating with Anal sex on the 2nd..... just like every other month.

by Bigtuten1 April 14, 2019

2nd dinner

A meal after dinner. Typically, at least an hour after your main dinner and before 3am the next day.

Son-hey mom can I have 2nd dinner?
Mom- We just had chili for dinner at 6pm, are you hungry again?

Son- It is 9pm now and I am hungry again.

by Stunnin’ January 22, 2021