Number 0

To sneak off to the bathroom pretending to relieve yourself, but instead, using the private time to send text messages to your secret lover on your cell phone.

I stepped away from dinner with the family to take a Number 0. My wife never suspected a thing.

by USC Dude August 23, 2010

Tosh.0

A show made by Daniel Tosh. He shows popular internet videos.

That one video on Tosh.0 was epic!

by AbigailWilson11 February 8, 2012

5-0

A or a group of police, federal agents, security guards.

"Dude 5-0 take off."

by Nythin July 4, 2009

"1-0"

when a trick is playd on a friend or colleague. if fallen for the result of the trick can b called "1-0" as u r winnin the game u hav introduced ur friend to. this can result in a game due to bordem throughout day or week. this does not need to b used as a game but can b used for comical purposes.

© of lochaber high school 4th yrs

culprits: "no way......" pointing into the open space
victim: "What!!!!"
(laughing) "wayhay....."1-0"....."
victim: "watchout"
(laughing stops) culprits turn round
victim pauses: "1-1"

by Dec_92 January 17, 2008

3 0

To 3 0 is to gargle one others balls. The 3 then represents the ball sack and the 0 to represent the mouth in which the 3 enters.

Joe Jonas has just had a tough day so Kevin decides to 3 0 (AUGH AUGH AUGH) Joe's balls to help Joe relax.

by TheHenster88 October 10, 2008

5-0

da mutha fuckin police

"da 5-0 be doin hella much. dey b tryna get hyphy"

by baby gurl lia May 13, 2006

7/0

When an attempt is made to divide seven by zero, the world will end. :(

-Bobby: Hey, I just figured out the answer to 7/0!

-Steve: NO, YOU FOOL! YOU'LL DESTROY US ALL!

-Bobby: Seven divided by zero equals...

-Steve: O SHI-

(World ends)

by Sea_Cow October 29, 2008