Tj nyhan

very blonde with blue eyes like to play sports with a stick and very ugly

don't be a Tj nyhan its terrible

by lukas the god May 8, 2018

tj proctor

A guy with a big as dick and all the girls get wet over is peng looks also he is a great guy to talk to

I just saw TJ proctor and he made my pussy soaking wet

by TJ proctor June 4, 2016

Crispy TJ

When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.

"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"

or

"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."

by JR Puffinstuff June 7, 2016

tj coleman

a little chunkeroo who can’t catch a goddamn football

wtf john catch the ball stop being a tj coleman

by poopoo nigga December 1, 2019

Tj Not Nice

A complete stud named Tim from Hauppauge who is just a complete savage.

No way there goes Tj Not Nice, he's so cool its unfair!

by The Dictionary Man June 23, 2020

TJ's

Short for Trader Joes, the grocery store.

me: "hey i'm hittin up TJ's, you want anything?"
not me: "uhhh YEAH. I love me some TJ's mmmmmm"

by gengar_loves_tjs September 13, 2020

TJ

Usually the most hated person in any social setting. Is known for acting creepy towards girls, thus causing both girls and guys to dislike him. Often a try-hard, and likes to act as though he is awesome even though he is a moron.

Guy: How many times did TJ check you out during practice today?
Girl: Too many to count.

by kingcyrus October 15, 2020