heat nap

When the heat is so bad your body is condemned to an uncomfortable sleep. You are usually too hot to move and will wake up feeling groggy until you get some fresh, cool air.

"I just had another damned heat nap... I gotta start opening the windows."

by itjustsaysgumbo September 3, 2012

Douche-napping

Dou-che-napp-ing

When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary

a potential Douche-napping example:

A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!

by w3birdman March 16, 2011

anti-nap

An hour or two of wakefulness sandwiched by two periods of sleep. Most are wrongly worried when this happens; it was however the historical norm. The practice quietly died out with electric lighting.

Person 1: You get some last night?
Person 2: Yeah, during an anti-nap.
Person 1: A wha-
*Person 2 smacks the ignorant.*

by Egotheist September 8, 2014

nap rage

When you wake up from a nap mad as shit because you forgot you have the whole rest of the day ahead of you.

When Kyle woke up from his nap he had nap rage because he realized he had work.

by Cfitz10101 October 22, 2018

nap date

A date in which you do nothing except chill or take a nap together. When parents spend time together while baby takes a nap.

Bob and I had a nap date when baby slept for 3-hours Sunday afternoon.

I packed a blanket and a picnic basket for our nap date at Washington Park.

by Saphah April 11, 2016

Sexy Nap

A nap with a lady in which the aforementioned female is sexy. Usually, some form of hanky-panky is involved. Sometimes, intercourse even occurs. Rarely is any actual sleep gotten. When "waking up" from a sexy nap, both people usually feel fresh and well-rested despite the lack of sleep.

I just had a great sexy nap with my girlfriend and am ready for a long night of studying.

"God I'm tired," says my friend. "Well you should try a sexy nap, those always give me a nice kick in my fanny," I reply.

by Laguna89 May 12, 2009

nap year

Taking a gap year between high school and university, and spending all year being a couch potato.

Towards the end of my nap year, I realised it might have been better to get a job.

by Blue Jack January 3, 2009