anti-nap 

An hour or two of wakefulness sandwiched by two periods of sleep. Most are wrongly worried when this happens; it was however the historical norm. The practice quietly died out with electric lighting.

Person 1: You get some last night?
Person 2: Yeah, during an anti-nap.
Person 1: A wha-
*Person 2 smacks the ignorant.*

anti-nap by Egotheist September 8, 2014

Anti-Napoleon 

n.: A short man who consciously or unconsciously does not act like a douchebag and try to overcompensate for his lack of height by becoming a meathead or driving oversized pickups. Instead, he uses his natural talents, intelligence, and humor to win people over and acheive something meaningful.

Michael Bloomberg is a short man who has used his intelligence and personality to acheive great wealth. He is an anti-Napoleon.

Ben Stiller posesses more comedic energy and creativity than many men several inches taller than him. Again, another anti-napoleon.

Anti-Napoleon by MickeySoulja December 9, 2008

anti-napoleon dynamite 

Those who did enjoy Napoleon Dynamite to some estent, but are now appauld by the shear magnitude of over-quoting done by their peers.

<<Dumbass>>Dude, i need my chapstick!
<<Anti-Napoleon>> Shut up and come up with something funny to say!

anti-napoleon dynamite by DesZebre February 7, 2005

anti napster 

Jerks who shut down Napster and Kazza and other file sharing sites where you get shit loads of music for free.

Man, Metallica is sooo anti napster... they sold out.

anti napster by this is what i do when im bored August 28, 2008