January 11

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 11
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 06, 2019

February 11

Hug any boy that has “Z” in his name

hey I can’t wait for February 11th

by Some kid on the internet November 21, 2019

December 11

National ‘bully your y’all friend day’! If you have a tall friend just slap them across the face.

Short friend on December 11: Hey!
Tall friend: Oh no
Short friend: Oh yes! *slaps*

by yeereddit December 07, 2019

September 11

National pilot appreciation day

My grandfather died on September 11, best pilot I ever knew...

by Mailliman June 19, 2022

9-11

George Bush's excuse to begin turning America into a police state.

9-11: Sorry ma'am, we have to search your handbag to make sure that you're not a TERRORIST

by Wayze July 11, 2008

october 11

National No Underwear Day

it was october 11th and the girls already knew

by globen October 12, 2017

November 11

national pass/share a blunt with your best stoner bud

Stoner #1: ayo guess what day it
Stoner #2: what day is it
Stoner #1: its November 11!

Stoner #2: oh yeah! pass that blunt my dude

by dope_stoggie October 15, 2019