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Double Shit

Taking another shit after you've already wiped. Since double wiping occurs during the same trip to the bathroom, a sore butthole is usually the result
Stacey was just about done wiping after a satisfying shit when she felt another torpedo coming down the tube. "Damn" she thought, "now my ass is gonna be sore the rest of the day" as she proceeded to take a double shit.
by enrique357 August 9, 2009
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SHIT PICKLER

A person who retains s*** on another person to use as leverage in an argument later down the line which has no relevance.
They have nothing else to attack a person with apart from that 'same old s***'.

What they do not understand is s*** will always be s*** no matter how long it's pickled
"Oh my god, why are you behaving like a shit pickler? It's not relevant anymore get over it Fred"

"Lucy, did he hear Julius starting an argument again with Poppy? I couldn't believe it, bringing up that old fake news, does he not realise that s*** will always be s*** no matter how old it is?"
"Yeah but come on Louise we all know he's the biggest shit pickler around here"

'Stop pickling s*** it's boring get something more relevant jeez'
by P_______A June 3, 2023
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Shit Scab

The formation of platelets due to oversized excrement.
I was on the shitter so long last night that it made a shit scab.
by JaymsieM_73 January 19, 2009
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Bad As Shit

When something is so awesome that irony is required.
Damn man! That slam dunk was bad as shit!
by J-Thrilla April 4, 2011
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rumble shits

Rumble shits is a natural phenomena that can not be forced/nor predicted. Seconds before you're about to drop a deuce, a series of loud, echoing flatulents exit the ass. Scientists believe that rumble shits exist merely to prep the butthole for the events that follow.
Wow, I think I just had Rumble Shits.
by Father Jerry March 2, 2017
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Shitting a Symphony

The act of farting that results in a brass instrument sounding rumble.
Did you hear David in the bathroom? It sounded like Beethoven conducting in there! He was shitting a symphony!
by David smallwood February 23, 2015
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Shit Cold

/SHit-kōld/
adjective
1. Of or at a low or relatively low temperature, especially when compared with the human excrement.
2. When its so cold outside that your shit freezes inside of you.
3. May be used in it's derogative term examples of shit cold; food, weather, constipation due to freezing temperatures, a person, place, or thing.
The temperature outside is Shit Cold!

I really can't stay (Baby it's shit cold outside)

I gotta go away (Baby it's shit cold outside)

Do you want to build a snowman? (It's shit cold!)
Girl you colder than cold you SHIT COLD!
by Ddaaavvviiidd March 4, 2019
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