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Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.
I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
mugGet the Mike Kroon Money Shotmug.

Dark Money

1.) What the the rulers of this world. I e. Authorities, Police, 1st responders use to secretly fund illegal or questionable activities.

2.) Cash, Crypto tokens, Cheques.
Dark money is secretly financing bad behaviour.
by 20/20 Vision Reality March 29, 2024
mugGet the Dark Moneymug.

Money

A pice of paper that we give value to
I work for money
by iLoveBakugo June 16, 2021
mugGet the Moneymug.

gas money

road head; oral payments for a guy picking someone up and driving them around and not wanting monetary compensation.
1. Jessica gave Jeff some gas money, as a thank you for taking her to the party. 2. I'll give you gas money if you pick me up.
by Hamlet Lynn October 16, 2020
mugGet the gas moneymug.

Cheeseburger Money

The smallest amount of money you need to get what you want
“Damn I need me some cheeseburger money
by wellafella March 1, 2024
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Mud money

The money you make while pouring a flat ass slab.
I’m finna make this mud money at Milis flatwork.
by Jess@milis August 3, 2019
mugGet the Mud moneymug.

Money

The thing that holds up the universe . If you don’t have any money you will die.
Kid: hi
FBI: do you have money?
Kid: no
FBI: *kills*
mugGet the Moneymug.

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