Hellmanian Sock

The Hellmanian Sock is a Minimalist style of clothing in which the foreskin is put over the testicels. If you wear it you re not naked, because you still wear the Helmanian sock.

Bro why are you naked?

> I’m not naked, i‘m wearing the Hellmanian Sock.

by Thier_x September 20, 2019

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Gooey Sock

Something every male should know about.

1: "Aye mayne, yo bitch hit me wit yo gooey sock!"

by Jody99 April 12, 2015

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Daddy long sock

A daddy long sock is when a male has a big cock for granny to make bacon for the kids with, this is also for girls with big tats and that are soccer balls just like azzy land!

“Oh Man U have a daddy long sock don’t cha’”

by THICK BECKY January 27, 2019

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Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet May 27, 2018

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Sock blocking

When one female keeps another female from getting a big toe in her sock

I can't take Janet to the club cause she is always sock blocking!
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker

by nesmith July 24, 2011

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