The act of worshipping God heavily on Sundays, while abstaining from sexual activity, and then engaging in heavy, kinky sexual actions, including munching, therest of the week. To pull a Valosoraptor.
"Damn, that Church Slut went all at the moment the clcok struck 12:01 on Monday morning. I"ve never seen a pair of panties ripped into so many pieces by one set of teeth."
by Anonymous April 14, 2003
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what you do after your semen hits the water and the sharks come is your business.
what you do after your semen hits the water and the sharks come is your business.
Guy 1: "Man, I haven't been single for more than 10 minutes and already Liz is on my wall saying hi"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she hasn't talked to you in months, man, haven't you been avoiding her?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she slut sharked me"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she hasn't talked to you in months, man, haven't you been avoiding her?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she slut sharked me"
by bahoomahoo June 13, 2010
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Thinks because they get laid that theyre all that...but no...everyone knows theyre the class WHORE
Thinks because they get laid that theyre all that...but no...everyone knows theyre the class WHORE
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