In the winter Olympics of life, you're always going for the gold, but sometimes you just have to settle for slopey seconds.
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An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.
Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"
Employee: "It fell on
the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"
Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."
Employee: "It fell on
the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"
Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."
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Charlotte is such a hungry fuckin cum slut, go to her if you want sloppy seconds, she does a real messy job!
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Best school if you wanna meet some try hards and Gangas but apart from that it’s absolute fuckin bullshit.
Your probably gonna sneak out of class to shoot up in the gym toilets if ya go there.
G R O N K S
Best school if you wanna meet some try hards and Gangas but apart from that it’s absolute fuckin bullshit.
Your probably gonna sneak out of class to shoot up in the gym toilets if ya go there.
G R O N K S
“What school do you go too”
“Epping seco”
“Fuck don’t turn out like all the try hard eshay Ganga cunts”
Eshay- local shopping centre fuck ups
School- at Epping😂 that’s a zoo
Jimmy the junkie - went to Epping secondary in 1990
“Epping seco”
“Fuck don’t turn out like all the try hard eshay Ganga cunts”
Eshay- local shopping centre fuck ups
School- at Epping😂 that’s a zoo
Jimmy the junkie - went to Epping secondary in 1990
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Lies there like I’m folding clothes, that’s just way too bold.
Even though she beacons,
we know she’s Slothy Seconds
Lies there like I’m folding clothes, that’s just way too bold.
Even though she beacons,
we know she’s Slothy Seconds
by Dr. Scotchair September 8, 2020
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