shit blog post

UD's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your word published.

To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post
Try rewriting your definition so that it's easier for others to understand, then try again.
Thanks,
Urban Dictionary

by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017

Can everyone stop fucking posting these

No one cares, it’s not true and it’s full of dogs nuts. Thank you in advance

“Can everyone stop fucking posting these” no one cares

by Jenjen000 November 22, 2021

Anchovy Posting

Posting your anime waifu with the guise that it's a shitpost while flaunting around an unverifiable definition of what a shitpost is

"Why were you Anchovy Posting in #shitposting"

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Post nut revenge

Reciving a blowjob from a chick who rejected you

Damn u got rejected?!?

It’s cool I got post nut revenge

by anonymous November 2, 2021

National Don’t Post LeBron Day

November 12th is a day that no matter what you can’t post LeBron that day or it violates the day.

“Dude are you making a post about LeBron?”

“Yeah why?”

“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”

“Oh shit my bad bro.”

by chiefhub November 2, 2021

Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

posting

Twitter slang (usually used as a backhanded compliment) for the act of almost reflexively or unconsciously writing tweets off the cuff that purely reflect the writer’s id or base instincts and as such are unintentionally funny to observers.

“Donald Trump is posting again, he just tweeted that Big Bird is pushing an Antifa agenda”

by BakedBeanBreville November 13, 2021