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penis snatch

when you draw a picture of a penis on an inflated balloon then proceed to leave it in a public place
Steve- "hey John, look at that balloon, i think that there is something drawn on it."
John- "look you're right. someone drew a picture of a penis on it, it's a penis snatch."
by Clark West January 27, 2009
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penis clear

terminology for when a bisexual /lesbian lady enters a relationship with another lady and she ain't getting any penis action (think Rose Ellen Dix and Rosie Spaughton)
Leah: yo bitch I hear you and Karen are together

Maria: yeah i think it's the real deal, you know?

Leah:yeah, but how long are you gonna be penis clear before you get the horn for a guy?

Maria: not going to happen amiga.
by lozfaz January 11, 2014
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penis lifejacket

When you wrap your dick in foam and take it for a swim
I THOUGHT MY DICK WAS GOING TO DROWN SO I PUT ON MY PENIS LIFEJACKET
by DICKYMCDICKSTER May 17, 2014
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penis trinkle

When something turns you on so much a little baby gravy comes out
That food was so good it made my penis trinkle
by Disco D August 31, 2015
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BIONIC PENIS

A perso. Who has a really good looking penis, atleast in the mid 7,s to 8's in length with a girth, whom uses it both, Like a jack hammer and also knows how to do it slow in a circular motion. And for a very long time. Usually can cum 3-4 and sometime throughout the night. Most remarkably he can wake you up with it, usually around 3am after a very intense earlier night of sex. The spotlight is when your a sleep and he's behind you in the spoon position, feels that even though you are a sleep but your pussy is still wet and ready. He starts very slow, introducing just the head into you, also
( must have a good mushroom head on his unit. ) This pleasures the sides of your lips and on entry makes you immediately start to become even wetter. Then he proceeds to cross your legs and continues to thrust deep inside at a rather vigorous speed. Pulling your hips so as to pleasure you very deeply until both of you cum at once.
Yes, I'm not kidding, he woke me up with such a passionate thrust, "I knew he he had a Bionic Penis.
by SuperBionicUnit April 10, 2016
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tiny penis

All the Finbar's of the world
Man is your name Finbar cos you have a tiny penis and no hair
by Dab lad safe kid August 25, 2017
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inverted penis

Dwight: Number one: Inverted Penis
Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.
by ThE cReAtOr September 18, 2019
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