A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.
“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”
by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021
by ghostman95 January 25, 2023
Lucas hat cyka blyat
by Lucas hat January 23, 2018
A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011
"you got any of that stuff mate"
"yes me ol china son i got a hat load me old pal hat loads I tell ya son"
"yes me ol china son i got a hat load me old pal hat loads I tell ya son"
by doctor team and creepersons March 12, 2014
by Bishopironside February 18, 2021
by Eggzylofone February 23, 2024