Jaundiced Eye

When you drink so much alcohol that your eyes turn yellow.

i drank so much last night that i got the jaundiced eye last night.

by The Circus November 10, 2005

eye babies

The result of a man's misfire of sperm into his partner's eye. Causes an unbearable stinging sensation and redness in the eye that can last as long as 24 hours, or until the culprit ejaculator apologizes for his poor aim. A total mood-killer.

I let him finish on my face because I thought it would be hot, but he totally gave me eye babies!

by eye mother March 14, 2009

Cod Eye

Mikey Big Brother 2008

Hey Darnell look at Mikeys cod eye.
or
Hey Mikey look at the....Oh u cant uve got Cod eyes

by Jakey Boy18 October 17, 2008

raccoon eyes

when a guy puts his balls into the eyes of a woman and slaps her in the eyes with them until she gets 2 black eyes

bro last night i gave her raccoon eyes!

by cookiemonster2222 May 25, 2014

asian eyes

asian eyes most commonly occurs when you toke too much dank greens and you are so high that your eyes have trouble staying open.

That blunt gave mikey the asian eyes bro.

by Mohammad Philio May 12, 2009

Sleepy eyes

An anti-Semitic slur. used by Nazis on Jews during the holocaust, and recently was adopted by online trolls on /r/

“round up the rest of the sleepy eyes and bring them to the basement!”
-Heinz Schuster, some nazi movie

by us.rebublic May 29, 2018

Mushroom eye

When a man slaps a woman in the eye with his penis with such a force that it leaves a black eye.

When jared slapped marissa in the eye with his penis it gave her a black eye

by Jared June 17, 2005