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Salty Hair Net

When getting a BJ a man pulls out and shoots "it" in a girls hair.
Dang Grant I heard you gave ole girl from Timeout club a Salty Hair Net last night. You are the man!!!!
by Embermatic September 10, 2013
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JUNGKOOK WITH BLONDE HAIR

SHEJWKKDJHEBBWKSKS JUNGKOOK WITH BLONDE HAIR IS SOMETHING THAT WILL KEEP U UP ALLLL NIGHT SO GOOD LUCK WITH THAT JUNGKOOK STANS😬😬😬😬
Girl 1: (see jungkook with blonde hair)

The girl 1’s Funeral
by Me dead by blonde jungkook February 4, 2021
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belly button hair film

This is the direct result of not owning a bedside rag. A belly button hair film occurs after you have goo'd on your stomach lying in bed. The goo gets on the hair between your pubes and your belly button, so you try to get it off by placing your thumb and fore fingers together and sliding them up the hairs. This gets the bulk of the goo off but leaves a film of goo between the hairs. And this is known, to me, as belly button hair film.
I tried to blow a bubble through my belly button hair film the other day, but failed.
by Rob Lewis May 13, 2005
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Nic Cage Hair Piece

Testy, grubby pubic hairs that spiral up the shaft and awkwardly protrude through underwear.
Trim your "Nic Cage Hair Piece" Donnie, it looks like a bird’s nest.
by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot February 25, 2011
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Marky wu hair gel

by Maswor2066 January 26, 2022
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Surrealist Facial Hair Stylist

n.

1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious

2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist

3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.

ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.

ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
by mroconnell August 16, 2010
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cock hair tumble weed

Pubic hair and blanket fuzz that blows around inside jail.
Did you hear Jays’ snoring get interrupted last night? He didn’t block the space under his cell door and got a cock hair tumble weed stuck in his neck.
by Karen wise March 7, 2019
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