Asshole

You

(Man) who's an asshole, who's an ashole?
(Dog) You.

by Seymour the Ham Steamer June 12, 2018

Asshole

A person who decides to pull out at the last minute of a promise, just when he is asked to fulfill the promise.

Jayden is such an asshole, he pulled out of his housing decision at the last minute and now we fucking have to find someone else to take his place otherwise we can't live off campus.

by xenix September 8, 2016

Asshole

Someone who ignores your existence in public but is nice enough to keep you interested in them. while also confusing you as to if you like them as a romantic interest, a friend or an arch enemy.

David walked up to me and didn't say anything. That asshole just texted me.

by the OG fuckface December 11, 2016

Asshole

That thing anyone has

Look at that asshole over there

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently forgets to do so.

I guess I'll run to the corner store to get some wine as the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

“Fuck. Sex. Asshole. Piece of shit.”

That’s how you grab attention with verbal words.

“Fuck. Sex. Asshole. Piece of shit.” *clap* *spin*. -Jeremy fragrance

by POWERRRR May 25, 2023

Snow asshole

When you get attacked 3 or more times, by the same player, in Warzone on TopWar

This dude hit me 3 times in Warzone! He is a snow asshole!

by Midget_Kinks March 11, 2021